“Dear Edie,
I was dancing with this one guy, and he actually had the temerity to run his hand over my nipples when I was turning. I was really offended. So, do I just refuse him next time he asks, slap him, walk off the dance floor, strong arm him (push him away) or what? I was dressed conservatively, in my mind. I’m wondering if maybe I was being too provocative, or if this guy was just a jerk. I was under the impression that Salsa is a sexy dance, so I was dancing sexy. Your thoughts, please. Many thanks.
– Nipples
Dear Nipples,
The Nipples guy. I’ve run into this man too. DOESN’T THAT PISS YOU OFF???
I mean, WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE? Don Juan??
This just shows that they have:
- No class.
- No respect.
- No sex life.
I feel sorry for guys like these because they are such idiots, that they don’t realize they are alienating themselves from all the ladies, and end up going home alone anyway. They ALWAYS smell like beer, have this scummy look on their faces, and think they’re God’s gift to women.
He’s where the term “Dog” came from. Why? The answer is simple:
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