My Garlic Serenade

by | Jun 27, 2019 | Stories from The Floor

Learn to Salsa dance with Edie, The Salsa FREAK!!
By Edie, The Salsa FREAK!!

OK. So I was dancing with this guy the other night…..

…. and his breath smelled like DINNER.

HIS Dinner.

I almost lost it.

I could almost tell you specifically what he ate, and yes, it included GARLIC and ONIONS. I didn’t realize this however (as most of us don’t) until we were about 10 seconds into the song and HE STARTS SINGING OUT LOUD TO THE MUSIC – like he’s serenading me or something! He was really starting to enjoy this, and I was really getting more and more annoyed… (more…)